No car has passed

No car has passed

Jack: Mummy, can I go and play at my friend's house?
Mummy: Of course, but don't cross the road until a car goes by, then you cross.
So Jack went out of the house. After a few hours, Mummy waited anxiously for Jack to come home . Then she found
Jack outside their house.
Mummy: Why are you still here?
Jack: No car has passed by yet, so I haven't crossed the road.

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Curiosity

Walking past the big wooden fence around the insane asylum, a guy hears everyone inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
His curiosity piqued, he finds a hole in the fence and looks inside.
All of a sudden a finger shoots through the hole and pokes out his eye,
and the inmates start wildly chanting,
"Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

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Satan & his brother-in-law

Sunday morning services were going very smoothly when suddenly a flash of light and smoke appeared in front of the pulpit followed by a large "BOOM".
When the smoke cleared, the astonished congregation saw a red figure complete with horns, pitchfork and tail. Immediately, panic set in. People crowded through the doors, trampling each other in their rush to get away. Satan watched the retreat with great glee, but his mood was disturbed by the sight of one man still lounging comfortably in his pew. "Do you not know who I am?", Satan thundered. The man's reply was nonchalant, "Sure I do." Satan was puzzled. "Do you not fear me?" "Nope." "Why not?" The man snorted, "What for? I been married to your sister for 35 years, and this is still better than going home!"

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